Jesus At the Gym
Hello again! Checking in again for Jen’s 7 Posts in 7 Days Challenge. Just to recap from yesterday, I started a six week weight loss challenge this past weekend, so sit back, relax, and eat something fattening that I don’t need to know about while I tell you of my sufferings.
Which reminds me, I have a confession to make. You know how I love birds? Well I do. I’m obsessed with birds.
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If you commit the crime, then you gonna do the time. |
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That’s not a ball..it’s my steering wheel. |
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I’m sure we can come up with a less mortifying way to exercise the inner thighs. |
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That is certainly one AWKWARD photo. |
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Bathed in light. |
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Dan ain’t havin that. |
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Actual Jesus ain’t havin that. |
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Just kidding, he was super nice. |
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Sweet Baby Jesus, please be careful!!! |
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Annery says
I go to a gym just like this, minus Baby Jesus 🙂
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Jessica says
I want something with that rolling walnut picture. A hoodie, a purse, I don’t know but it will be glorious.
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Julie says
Just choked on my salad, laughing at that picture…still recovering!
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Mary Kate says
You’re so much better than I am! I am such a crabby old lady that I would be all “take your happy slappy attitude and cool it! I AM WORKING OUT! ICANNOTBREATHEORSITUPORFEELMYFEET!”.
You go, nice girl!!
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Katherine says
Bahahahahaha 🙂
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Dreena M. Tischler says
You’re amazing, you really are. But knock off the bird cruelty. (JK)
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Beth (A Mom’s Life) says
HA! This post makes me want to wake up at 4:30 and head to a gym! Although I would want a guarantee that Baby Jesus would be there!
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LPatter says
(a) I am so impressed.
(b) SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Baby Jesus Trainer is too much, I will be smiling about that all day!
You are so good at bringing us right into the moment with you. So enjoyable. Thank you! 🙂Have a great day – you deserve it – 4:30 wakeup call? Amen.
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Olivia says
First of all, you’re a rockstar for getting up that early to work out. Secondly, I could not contain my laughs about the kettle bells and Sweet Baby Jesus. It’s just, you’re just so funny, I can’t even handle it.
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Paige Kellerman says
Never stop drawing all the things. You make my day. The kettle bell about killed me.
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Anna says
One, my husband is one of those crazy people who gets up at 4:30 a.m. I like it because that gets him to work super early, which gets him home earlier in the afternoon, but I still think it’s nuts. No one would like the quality of work I would do after getting up at that hour. His mom always got up at 4 to make them a big breakfast before he and his dad and brothers went deer hunting, but I have made it clear that that will never be a gift I can give.
Two, have you read Will Cuppy on the subject of birds? He’s quite violent about birds who interrupt his writing or sleeping time… I think it’s in “How to Tell Your Friends from the Apes.”
Three, you go girl! I should be that dedicated to getting my pathetic little booty in shape, but I’m not. So major kudos to you!!
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Caroline says
This is hilarious! But truly, you are a warrior to be getting up in the dark to go to the gym.
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teambarrett14 says
crossfit!! my pastors wife is a crossfit trainer and she travels and teaches it, ya i know, crazy. she is actually really small! I am proud of you, too. I have been doing zumba and pilates with the kids… let’s just say that some people cry through the whole routine, while others only at the end.
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Patty says
This is hysterical!! I would be afraid of the deer so early in the morning too! 😉
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Tammi M. says
I’m dying laughing!!! You are sooo funny!!!!
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Abdul Bari Chanessra says
An Total Gym Coupons exercise machine used to increase the size and strengthen the Bicep muscles. The Bicep muscles are the located in the upper arm and are used to flex.
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Bonnie says
I wish I had a recording of all the questions my 4 year old asked while I was reading this post. Every time he saw Baby Jesus he asked, “Is that Daddy or is that Jesus?” He was also concerned you had broken your leg.
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First off, my husband came into the room just now to find out what I was laughing at – you’re the best!
Second – does the water WORK with the singing birds?? Because come summer I’m so ready to give that a try!!