And so we meet again!
As you may be aware, I’m trying to make a return to the land of blogging after a long bout of feeling stuck in a can’t – blog mode. Meeting a bit of resistance, you might say. So I’m doing what people do sometimes when they go to a pool: just jumping in. 7 pictures in 7 days is my goal. This would be a terrible time to develop a crippling arthritis! Thank you Debbie Downer.
There is no rhyme or reason to these posts other than me making myself write something. I don’t know what’s going to happen here. Maybe something terribly embarrassing.
I have a tendency to go on and on when I feel nervous or uncomfortable, it’s like I can’t stop myself! I have told many a personal bit of info simply because I wanted to fill some dead space since WOULDN’T IT BE AWKWARD IF I HAD TO SIT IN SILENCE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. I’d much rather fill that dead space with a story of how I once pooped my pants on a camping trip! Because that MAKES SENSE.
It’s not off-putting or anything and will be sure to make my company feel relaxed. Because nothing makes people feel relaxed around you like knowing you once had a major blowout at a state park pleasesomeonestopmerightnow.
Anyway! Reader Elizabeth left a comment today, asking me to draw a picture of a praying mantis wearing a bamboo diaper. By God, Elizabeth, I don’t know who you are or what you’re smoking but I’d sure like some, because:
That’s all for tonight, folks! Remember you can tell me what to draw, and I’ll try my best to get to it. #praylikethemantis #peaceout